Reno 911!

Facing a shortage of criminal suspects, Lt. Dangle declares a zero-tolerance policy, only to find himself becoming the first criminal when he rear-ends a civilian's car. Fortunately, he discovers evidence of a crime in the car's trunk.

Suspected Fireworks possession Jones and Garcia go to talk to a guy named Carl about illegal fireworks. Prostitution sting Weigel goes undercover and dresses up as prostitute with no results. A.P.B robbery in progress Jones and Garcia make Jehovah witnesses get down on the ground. The deputies mess around with the fireworks they get where Dangle accidentally sets off one in the van which lights up all the fireworks which go of in the van.

Dangle and Junior try to win tickets to the Amy Grant concert off the radio by naming every Stephen Sondheim musical when they accidentally hit the back of a car (I know, Dangle seems to do that every episode.) At the morning roll call, Dangle announces that he has two passes to a public execution. The officers in the department have to be on the lookout for perps with specific features in a weird scavenger hunt. It concentrates for the rest of the episode the various ways the officers attempt to manipulate the hunt. Garcia ends up winning by bringing in an over 6'5"" Jewish crack head with a wig and a tattoo of a bird (being Jewish was double the points.) He takes the hooker that Williams had arrested to the execution, and all the other officers flip him off as he leaves.

A drug test at the department reveals the Clemmy is with child. So, she looks for potential suiters. Garcia, being a gentleman, gives Clementine a proposition, that she refuses. Meanwhile, Deputy Johnson also babysits a sex offender around the neighborhood where he's moving in.

Garcia makes a bad racist joke around Jones leading to Jones' suspension for punching Garcia. To his dismay, Jones has to work crossing-guard duty. He later learns that crossing-guard duty is better than he thought it would be. Garcia is also affected by the incident when he has to pair up with Weigel.

When the FBI comes to town to investigate a homicide, the Reno Sheriff's department tries to put their best foot forward.

Is suicide a cry for help or more of a cry of "look at me!" Officer Wiegel realizes the benefits of attempting to kill yourself.

Clementine Johnson gets a proposal from scummy boyfriend Steve. Will love conquer justice? Probably.

It's Garcia's 15 year anniversary on the force and the guys end up taking him to a strip club to celebrate Reno style.

The officers are Reno 911! are humanitarians for the right price. But are some hookers too crazy, no matter how much money?

Lieutenant Dangle has got a big job for the department. But only Officer Jones will help. Will Dangle mind being alone with Jones?

Captain Dwayne Hernandez and his partner Suzy Kim drop by to train the officers in the event of a terrorist attack. The team becomes neurotic in their approach to crime when, they think of everything as a training exercise. Meanwhile, Weigel swoons over Dwayne and every man in the department swoons over his fellow homeland security officer.

The department cheats to pass the homeland security training.

Wiegel steaks out her own house by putting her dead stuffed cat on her own lawn. Her plan is to catch the kids who keep coming into her yard and playing pranks. Jones dies and the cast watches his tape that he made just in case he did die. The tape after revealing things about everyone tells them how Jones would want them all to drink 10 shots for him. Clementine Johnson goes to a vandalism call and finds gothic teenagers. She talks to them and tells them how there is no Satan.

Dangle tells everyone that he is leaving because he got a promotion and they will go to dinner to celebrate. But Jones got tickets on the same night to the sold out game.

The other deputies think Wiegel's new boyfriend might be the Truckee River Killer

A British inspector visits the Reno department to learn new methods and share some of his own

Dangle's ex-wife visits while the deputies are trying to get rid of a Ten Commandments monument.

A former petty criminal-turned-televangelist broadcasts his ""Half Hour of Power"" from the Reno jail.

The Annual Policemen's Ball is threatened when the local firemen schedule their Pancake Dinner the same night.

As the deputies struggle to save their moustaches from a county-ordered shave, Jones worries about a psychic's prediction.

Garcia takes over security for a Kenny Rogers book signing.

When the Lt. Governor's brother goes missing, a criminal profiler is called in to help with the investigation.

As Williams discovers Islam. Soon after, the new convert tries to change herself and the other Reno deputies. Something tells Lt. Dangle won't stop wearing those short shorts

After getting it on with nearly every other man in Reno, Johnson finally hooks up with Garcia.

The deputies go undercover to bust a drug ring.

The Deputies in Reno are assigned traffic control for a presidential whistle-stop visit.

Junior's life is turned upside down by an accidental marriage; Jones and Garcia chase a Milkshake Man.

Jones and Garcia are accused of Milkshake Man's death, which makes the District Attorney investigate the sheriff's department.

The District Attorney concludes his investigation.

The third season opener reveals how the squad is dealing with the harsh prison conditions. Dangle has taken up German, while Clementine cries. Trudy has been having awful nightmares and Junior has been dealing in illegal contraband from his cell.

The deputies enjoy their new lives in the private sector, but a specter from their past continues to haunt them. And call them.

Back on the beat, the Reno Sheriff's Department adds a new member to the force.

The threat of a spreading disease causes half of the department to go into quarantine.

The deputies try to catch the fastest criminal in the southwestern United States: Fast Eddie McLintock!

The deputies escort a visiting dignitary from Reno's sister city of Wanganui around town.

Jones shows up late for work because he was out recording for a radio commercial. Doing the "and the installation is free" spot for High Sierra Carpeting. He proceeds to show the other officers his new car and announce he is making a TV commercial. The premiere comes and he finds out he has been replaced by an animated turtle with his voice and he only gets paid once for his voice, rather than each time the commercial airs.

Clemmy becomes engaged to a rich owner of a hot tub chain. Only one problem: He's dead. Meanwhile, Garcia and Williams guard Liberace's piano.

Garcia hides who is thought to be his new girlfriend from the other deputies.

Dangle learns that he could possibly have a long lost son he never knew about from his Coast Guard days and the station also purchases a Humvee for the officers.

When "CSI: Miami" comes to town, the deputies of the Reno Sheriff's Department get to work as security guards.

Dangle and Junior are involved in a drug sting that goes bad and have to make it back to the station on foot for miles stark naked.

Deputy Wiegel's boyfriend has finally proposed to her. The only downside is that his appeals have run out and he is soon to be executed for multiple murders!

In a short resolution to season three's cliffhangers, it turns out that Garcia and Dangle are pulled out of the car safe (and naked), and, unfortunately, the call placed to the prison was a wrong number, so Craig is killed. Six months later, Wiegel comes back from her "personal leave" pregnant. It turns out that it was not Craig that impregnated her, but rather via a sperm bank that Junior and Dangle may or may not have contributed to. Also, Carrot Top goes insane in a Harrah's hotel, throwing furniture out of the presidential suite, shooting at people and stealing police cars.

Garcia goes undercover to bust employers who hire undocumented alien workers, and Junior spends a day with his brothers.

Competition among the deputies for a jet ski inherited by the department turns ugly.

When a crime wave floods the streets of Reno, the Sheriff's Department is helped by Citizens Patrolman Rick.

"Spanish Mike" Alvarez returns to wreak havoc on the Reno Sheriff's Department.

After Sheriff Chechekevitch is killed in the line of duty, the deputies swear vengeance.

The deputies continue investigating the murder of Sheriff Chechekevitch at his funeral.

Hotty's Restaurants become the corporate sponsor for the Reno Sheriff's Department.

Kimball takes Clementine to her Christian Karaoke singles' mixer.

As Raineesha and Trudy consider trying to get raises in the election for deputies, Jones and Garcia tangle with a drug dealer who may be a D.E.A. agent.

Jones and Garcia get transferred to mounted patrol, only to discover that not just anyone can dispense justice from horseback.

Kimball tries arresting a magician performing without a permit, who cano get out of whatever restraint she places on him. Dangle accidentally releases a child killer free. A customer wants to file a complaint against the brothel for fraud. Junior and Jones deal with a drunk at a Renaissance Festival.

Dangle visits his ex-wife and her new husband on their anniversary. Meanwhile, Trudy, Clementine, Raineesha, and Cheresa stake-out a lecherous Meth Dealer and his girlfriends.

Dangle accepts a wedding proposition from his ex-wife's husband, but before he ties the knot, Wiegel gives an even bigger surprise than she planned.

Did Garcia steal Dangle's husband? What's happening to Wiegel's Baby? Find out in the season premiere!

The deputies run into Tommy Hawk, the bounty hunter.

The department gets new women's specific bullet-proof vests with an unexpected side effect: Super Knockers.

When Reno's Mayor shows up at the station asking for help, the deputies must decide whether to uphold the law, or uphold their local government.

The deputies go door to door selling Coconut Nut Clusters.

Dangle takes time to connect with long-lost relatives: his black half-bother and half-sister (Guest Stars Gary Anthony Williams and Aisha Tyler) from his father's other, secret family in Chicago.

Undercover at Burger Cousin, to stop a string of robberies at a local burger joint, deputies go to work as fast food employees, where they meet a boss (Guest Star Seth Green) even tougher than Lt. Dangle.

The deputies volunteer to help build part of the Mexican border.

The deputies reach out to Jackie the Pickle-Throwing Hooker, who has life-threatening disease.

The deputies train a squad of policemen from Baghdad.

The deputies rally together when Dangle passes out in a tanning booth.

A reporter from Strong Sister magazine does an in-depth profile on Deputy Raineesha Williams.

Wiegel's estranged father gets out of prison and hopes to spend time with his daughter---and go to strip clubs with her coworkers.

Junior decides he wants to be the Commissioner for Animal Carcass Removal.

When the deputies grow dissatisfied with their undercover assignments, they hire a Hollywood acting coach (Ryan Stiles) to help them behave more like criminals and drug addicts.

The deputies try to win an award to the most patriotic float in a parade.

In the season six premiere, two new officers join the Reno force. Meanwhile, Raineesha and Jim confront a recently terminated employee who refuses to leave.

Jones and Junior take the chance to accompany a suspected murderer on a flight to Thailand. Back in Reno, Jim and Franky perform emergency on a doctor, and Trudy and Raineesha mingle with a street hustler.

Raineesha and Jim attempt to get a convicted serial killer to tell them the location of his victims' burials.

Jim holds a murder-mystery dinner. The guest list includes his ex-wife, her ex-fiancé, and her new fiancé.

The conclusion. Jim's party is spoiled by a real death, so the deputies spring into action to solve the case of the murder-mystery dinner party.

The Reno deputies serve as tour guides for a mission sent straight from the Vatican.

The deputies feel a bit of nostalgic about their old cases when they transfer video evidence from VHS tapes to DVD.

Mayor Hernandez requires assistance with a very delicate problem.

Wiegel and Rizzo find themselves trapped in a crook's getaway vehicle. The two take this prime opportunity to get better acquainted

As Jim finally gets a chance to present his Princess Diana tribute, the rest of the deputies have their hands full as a "Jesus Christ Superstar" touring company arrive in Reno.

Wanting to boost their recruitment numbers, the Reno sheriffs department has a well-known Reno movie director film a commercial.

The deputies crash children's parties around Reno to stop the sale of illegal toys.

Jones and Williams go undercover to investigate a swingers club.

Strange lights are reported in the desert, and mysterious, unnamed deputies show up around the station.

Wiegel wants to attend couples therapy, but since she's single she has to find someone to go with her